🎯 Why You’ll Love Them
✔ Expressive & Funny – Grumpy old couple with exaggerated frowns, adding character to your garden

✔ Durable material – High-quality wood and hand-painted details make them durable and environmentally friendly

✔ Humorous & Aggressive Charm – A lighthearted way to remind some neighbors about boundaries

✔ Two Styles Available – Classic "Staring Judgementally" or "Spy Telescope" versions

🏡 Perfect For:
✅ Prank gifts for grumpy friends
✅ Fences, gates, and garden borders
✅ Balcony railings (to deter nosy neighbors)
✅ Halloween & quirky home decor
📏Specs:

✔ Material: wood and high-quality pigments

✔ Size & Weight:

🔹 Classic Grumpy Pair
▸ Granny: 40×23.2cm | 150g (with packaging) / 115g (net)
▸ Gramps: 40×20cm | 113g (with packaging) / 78g (net)

🔹 Spy Telescope Edition 
▸ Granny with Telescope: 27×23×0.5cm | ~95g (packaged)
▸ Gramps with Telescope: 28×20×0.5cm | ~90g (packaged)
📦 Packaging Size: 28×23.5cm